From the monthly archives:

September 2007

As I mention on my About page, I’ve recently been lucky enough to have received a commission for my first professional piece of fiction — a short story for an anthology based around a certain TV show.

The story itself has been approved, is currently being typeset and the (small but historic) cheque has long since been cashed. The book itself will be out in a few months, but today, my editor emailed me asking for a 100 word biography for the frontispiece.

Initially, I couldn’t really think of what to include. My name, of course. Great. Only 98 words to go. Beyond that, though, what? It’s not like I can do what many other writers do, and wax lyrical about their wife, three kids (mention them all by name, it all adds to the word count) and sounds-palatial-but-I’m-a-writer-so-it’s-rather-more-squalid-than-that house somewhere in the Home Counties. And as this will be my first fiction work, I can’t list any previous achievements in that field.

So I figured the best thing to do is to concentrate on what writing achievements I have made (establish my credentials), make a passing reference to the subject matter at hand (signifying that I do, in fact, know what I’m talking about) and end on a joke (so that it’s not completely dull).

So this is what I came up with:

Scott Matthewman is Assistant Editor of The Stage, the British newspaper covering all aspects of the performing arts. In 2004, his website covering gay issues was named Best Political Weblog by The Guardian, and he now contributes on a regular basis to TV Today, The Stage’s blog about British television. He specialises in coverage of Saturday night entertainment, even when it doesn’t involve a time-travelling police box — although he remains convinced that musical theatre reality shows are part of a devious plan for world domination by aliens with jazz hands.

Tell Me You Love Me is Scott’s first published fiction.

Fingers crossed that’ll do.

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Showpeople: Daniel Boys

September 27, 2007

This interview first appeared in The Stage, September 27, 2007, as promotion for I Love You Because at the Landor Theatre. Read my review

Daniel Boys, who came sixth in the BBC’s talent hunt Any Dream Will Do? will be playing the role of Austin Bennet in the musical I Love You Because, a genderswapped version […]

I Love You Because

September 27, 2007

Reviewed for The Stage

Landor Theatre, London September 19-October 20 Author: Ryan Cunningham Composer: Joshua Salzman Producer: Landor Cast: Daniel Boys, Debbie Kurup, Richard Frame, Jodie Jacobs, Mark Goldthorp, Lucy Williamson Director: Robert McWhir Running time: 2hrs

Witty tales of New York romance are a staple of both musical theatre and TV sitcom, and I Love You Because stands up favourably in comparison with […]

A curious case of spam traffic

September 15, 2007

Very odd — my web stats are showing a huge number of referrals coming via searches from http://url.com/ over the last day or so. What’s strange is that in each case, the search terms and other query parameters are identical — all that differs is the referring subdomain (e.g., my.url.com, company.url.com, no.url.com) and the claimed […]

Just Fancy That! Peter Wilby on quality newspaper prices

September 10, 2007

In today’s Media Guardian, Peter Wilby writes on newspaper pricing:

Last week, the Times went up from 65p to 70p. So that, you might say, is the end of the price war that Rupert Murdoch… launched 14 years ago in the “quality” sector when he cut the price of the paper by a third. […]

Lucas Grabeel: Musical youth

September 6, 2007

This article originally appeared in the September 6, 2007 issue of The Stage

As one of the stars of dazzling Disney success story, High School Musical, Lucas Grabeel is finally enjoying the Hollywood high life. In The Stage’s second instalment examining the growing musical franchise, he talks to Scott Matthewman about his shaky start in LA […]

Top of the class

September 6, 2007

This article originally appeared in the September 6, 2007 issue of The Stage

Rob Gilby, managing director of Disney Channel UK, reveals how the company is responding to the enthusiastic High School Musical audience in Britain

Our marketing of the films has been driven by the sense of ownership the kids have. They’re demanding it on their […]

How not to write news stories, part 1: Don’t lie in your first sentence!

September 5, 2007

From IT site The Register:

Facebook users may no longer be able to hide after the website announced it is launching a service that enables anyone to view member profiles.

Except they haven’t. And it’s easy to see they haven’t. If you’re a Facebook user, there’s a huge block of text, plus an illustration, to […]

All about All About My Mother

September 5, 2007

So last night I was at the press night for All About My Mother, the Old Vic’s new adaptation of Pedro Almodovar’s classic film. My review’s online now, and will be in print in next week’s issue of The Stage. In the meantime, the condensed version:

Oh. Dear. God.

It got three stars in the […]

Mint statistics and a ‘406 Not Acceptable’ error

September 1, 2007

This blog is hosted on a Site5 server, and earlier today suffered a major outage when the shared host it sits on had a severe hardware problem.

Thankfully, that problem was rectified with the technical team’s usual good speed. Everybody’s home directories had to be restored from an earlier backup, but this blog is so low […]

Lessons learned

September 1, 2007

Over the past week, I’ve been representing The Stage at two press conferences that Matt, our broadcasting correspondent, would normally have gone to had he not been moving house this week.

The two events (the launch of the Eurovision Dance Contest on Tuesday at City Hall, and of High School Musical 2 on Friday at the […]